today, i was buying lunch when some dude arnd late 20s approached.

dude 1 : hey, you often buy lunch from here?
me : uh-huh, what's sup?
dude 1 : you looked familar, anyway i want to ask you something..
me : yeah? shoot.
dude 1 : Do you know what's God's (out of respect, i used a capital G) name?
me : does your god has a name?
dude 2 : of course, his name was Jehovah
me : ok
dude 1 : do you want to know what's the path of heaven and how to attain it?
dude 2 : he shall forgive you and then you can also embrace his love!

me : okay, i am a Buddhist (i showed them my amulets). thanks for your offer but i am comfortable with my faith.

dude 1 : hey, you are so wrong. there's only 1 true God in the world and the rest does not show you the right path
dude 2 : dun get us wrong, would like to come to our church, i am sure after that you will believe that only Him is the only religion.

me : mind if i take a picture of you two?
dude 1 : ???
dude 2 : for what my friend?

me : i want to put a curse on you and see if you can be saved. in return i will give you my hp just in case you cannot lift the curse.

dude 1 : you are disillusioned!
me : haha.. joking, but i am really not interested.

once they came knocking on my door too, asking me about my faith and etc etc.
i was bored so i played along with them.

:guy: so this sunday are you free?
:me: Free? do what?
:guy: Go to church so we can redeem your soul.
:me: oh busy
:guy: busy?
:me: playing mahjong, and what does god want my soul for? redeem for cash voucher ar?

-stun-

-close door-